Take The Chance Week 2

Tell me this flower is adorable- is it not???! :D

TAKE THE CHANCE!

          Hey guys! Welcome to Take The Chance Week 2! If you're knew, and don't know what Take The Chance is, we're just a little organization...OK fine, just me right now, that is trying to make sure everybody puts a positive spin on their week. :) So, follow me into Take the Chance Week 2!

 

   So this week we are studying, what God wants us to do. This is all taken out of this one book, I bought a while back and I thought I'd share some humorly, but good tips on how to fix up our lives!

  Bulletin Bloopers:

-The rector will preach his farewell message tonight. After which, the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy!"

-Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get! 

 -Remember the big all-church swap meet next Saturday in the park. Husbands, bring you're wives and get a great bargain!

 -Hungry? Then come pot-licking with us next Sunday!

 

Hymn Confusion 

A children's church leader stopped her class one morning- right in the middle of the hymn they were singing. "What words did you just sing?" She asked. "Something didn't sound quite right." A young girl, the groups loudest vocalist, shot her hand in the air. "We're singing, 'Oh the constipated, cross-eyed bear!" The leader shook her head and went to the whiteboard, where she wrote the correct title of the song for her class: "Oh, the Consecrated Cross I Bear."

 

The little boy's Verse

A six year old started to recite John 3:15. "I know this one," said the boy and stood to recite it. "Whosoever believth in Jesus shall have ever-laughing life!" The teacher gave him partial credit. 

What part about 'Thou Shalt Not' don't you understand?
-God

A Voice from Above (See Story below)

A Voice from Above My personal favorite! A MUST READ! 
Two outdoorsmen from Texas went to Minnesota for a little ice fishing. After setting up their tent, and sorting their equipment, they began to drill a hole in the ice. As they fired up their chainsaws however, they heard a booming voice from above them. "There are no fish under that ice!" Startled, the men looked at each other. "Is...is that you, Lord?" One of them asked. The voice boomed again. "No, I'm the owner of this ice-skating rink, and I'm telling you guys for the last time- there are no fish under that ice!"

   PRAY ONLY ON DAYS ENDING IN "Y"

 

I hope you guys think about this weeks Take the Chance!  Basically, the lesson is: Keep the humor this week. Which brings me to my last point:

THE OPTIMIST SEE'S THE GLASS AS HALF FULL

THE PESSIMIST SEE'S THE GLASS AS HALF EMPTY

THE MOM SEE'S THE GLASS AS JUST ANOTHER THING TO WASH.

I hope you guys are like the optimist this week! Keep up the happiness, because that is this weeks challenge! So....